the bug is gone

I was in the gym yesterday and there was a really big bug (horsefly I think maybe???) and I was going to kill it because it kept buzzing around my feet but I didn't want anyone to see me kill it (I don't know why I didn't want anyone to see me kill it, probably guilt or something) so I waited for a while and it kept buzzing near my feet. Finally, there was a point where no one was talking to or looking at me so I looked down to step on the bug but it had disappeared. And me being the person I am, I started singing "it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone, yeah it's gone daddy gone, the bug has flown away" but I did it really quietly because I didn't want anyone to hear me because how embarrassing would that have been??? But then I was kind of disappointed because it was really funny to me at the time (the violent femmes singing a song about a horsefly would be kind of funny would it not?) and no one else heard or appreciated what happened so now I'm sharing it here with the internet 

also, i decided to write an entire song about this situation here it is you're welcome

the bug is gone, lyrics by me:

really big bug, I am stressed
is it a horsefly? probably yes
really big bug, I am stressed
where it is now, I can only guess

cause it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug has flown away

(this part is me @ the bug):
if I see you
I will kill you
if I see you
I am going to step on you

cause it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone
yeah, it's gone daddy gone, the bug has flown away

really big bug, I am stressed
too many eyes, I'm a mess
horsefly bug, I am stressed
can horseflies bite? I can only guess

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