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Yo. Sorry it's been like... over a week. I don't have time for a lot, but here's another marine biolography. ENJOY. Name: Maxwell Fishton Heritage: 25% South African, 75% Mexican Color: Black Age: 8 months Birthday: May 17 th , 2013 Fun Fact: Has actually hibernated before. I’m not kidding. For 2 months, at least. He’s literally spent ¼ of his life sleeping. Likes: Food; watching Pawn Stars; Post-it Notes Dislikes: Exercise; chick flicks; long novels Catchphrase: “Can I have the rest of that?”

Yay! Another marine biolography!  Name: Martin Fishton (He'll try to tell you it's pronouced "Mar -teen. " Don't listen to him.) Heritage: 25% Native American, 25% Australian, 50% Jamaican Color: Green Age: 5 months Birthday: June 22 nd , 2013 Fun Fact: Is a certified Zumba Instructor and teaches classes from 4 to 4:45 PM on Tuesdays and Fridays. Likes: Jambalaya; bongos; jambalaya; Zumba; staple removers; jambalaya (he just…really likes jambalaya.) Dislikes: Conflict; Dr. Pepper Catchphrase: “Violence is neva de answer, mon. Now eat ya jambalaya an' be 'appy.” Feed the Fishtons. Please. They work so hard.

Even though my fish aren't related to one another, I have decided to give them all one last name: Fishton. Plus, I adopted all of them anyway so it's not like they have a choice. If the last name ends up really not working out, I'll forget about it. Their first names could pass for last names anyway. Anyhow, here is the first of 4 Marine Biolographies! (I made that up myself. If you use it, please give me credit.) Name: Johnson Fishton Heritage: 25% Chinese, 50% British, 12.5% Vietnamese, 12.5% Irish Color: Blue Age: 10 months Birthday: March 30 th , 2013 Fun Fact: He discovered at 1 ½ months old that he could fit 3 whole scones in his mouth (but he doesn’t like to talk about it) Likes: Working in his coral cubicle; his nightly swims around the pond; paper clips Dislikes: Tomfoolery; Russian nesting dolls; Indian food; McDonalds Catchphrase: “Is it tea time yet?”

Well, Winter Break's almost over. School will be starting up again in 3 days. And I haven't bloggED ONCE THIS ENTIRE WINTER BREAK IM SO SORRY Did I alrea dy tell you about my virtual fish?  I'm pretty sure I didn't. Well, now's my chance! Their names are Johnson, Martin, Maxwell, and Lloyd. Here are some close-up and detailed photos of each of them: Johnson Martin Maxwell Lloyd Maybe later I'll provide some marine biolographies! (marine biology--biography--never mind) I'm going to start right now! Fish me luck! (wish--fish--ugh.) Sea you later! (somebody backhand me please before I continue) buoy buoy (byebye *groans*)