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Have you ever typed in the largest possible font and then slowly and grad ually used a sma ller and smaller font to ma ke it look like the wor ds are shrinking? ... No? Well you aren't any fun at all now are you? Just kidding I'm sure you guys are great. I don't have a whole lot of time today so I'll entertain you with a poem. By the way, do you think the word "poem" has "Poe" in it on purpose? as in, Edgar Allan Poe? Mosquitoes Mosquitoes are not neato They aren't at all sweeto And I just want to beato All of them to death Oh yesh. That was epic. K bye I love you all ~Sophia Gabrielle

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TOO LONG. IT'S BEEN TOOOO LOOONG CHILDREN. ACK. ACKKKKK. ACKACKACKACKACK. I love you. All 2 of you. You know, the 2 people that read this blog out of pity for dear Sophie. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to neglect you. Really. I've just been so gosh darn busy, y'know? Anywhooooo lots has happened! Lotslotslotslotslots! Por ejemplo, yo estoy actuando en una obra de un acto de nuestra competencia teatro de la escuela media.(That means I'm acting in a one act play for our middle school drama competition.) I'm Gina Willis, sister of terrorist bride May Wilder. The play itself, Bridal Terrorism, is a comedy. (Don't worry, we're not actually going to go get into wedding dresses and bomb the chapel. That's just mean.) ALSO. Major discovery. But first: a major backstory! Ever since I got my cat, Lucy, she WILL NOT EAT CAT TREATS. I've tried everything: Meow Mix, Feline Greenies, even just straight catnip (we're hardcore.) But she just sniffs th