Sopha-rini-bopper

I am seated in the student union. I came here to work on homework, as many students do. There's always a little white noise here: the sound of the elevators humming, plastic bags rustling in the bookstore, soft chatter from students engaged in club meetings - and, of course, the tapping of laptop keys.  But occasionally, there is the noise that is decidedly non-ambient. Sometimes the noise is brief: a blender whirring at the coffee shop, or someone dropping a textbook. These are tolerable - understandable, even. Such noises are unavoidable in many cases. Now let me fill you in on my current position.  Upon walking into the union, I chose a booth. Not because I'm picky about comfortable seating, but because this is one of the few tables that have electrical outlets nearby - and in true Sophie fashion, I have forgotten to charge my laptop.  I unloaded my books and set to work taking notes on this week's material: geostationary satellites and the history of the internet and ...

I'm only here to share a joke I just made in the office There was a small meeting going on in my boss's office and they were referring to a contact as "shampoo girl" (no explanation) Apparently shampoo girl sent in a form late or something or she forgot to tell her people about a deadline - she's not very reliable in other words So my boss said "well in the future let's just remember that shampoo girl is flaky" And I said "she should try head & shoulders" My boss LOST it but the box office manager and the director didn't really laugh and I felt like that was a PHENOMENAL joke to make without missing a beat so I'm sharing it here

the fishtons are dead. the fish tank gadget broke and whoever created the gadget didn't fix it. so now it just shows up as an error. Blogger recommends I remove the gadget, but Blogger just doesn't understand. I need time to grieve. is there a virtual toilet gadget I can flush my virtual fish down?? :(

I was in the gym yesterday and there was a really big bug (horsefly I think maybe???) and I was going to kill it because it kept buzzing around my feet but I didn't want anyone to see me kill it (I don't know why I didn't want anyone to see me kill it, probably guilt or something) so I waited for a while and it kept buzzing near my feet. Finally, there was a point where no one was talking to or looking at me so I looked down to step on the bug but it had disappeared. And me being the person I am, I started singing "it's gone daddy gone, the bug is gone, yeah it's gone daddy gone, the bug has flown away" but I did it really quietly because I didn't want anyone to hear me because how embarrassing would that have been??? But then I was kind of disappointed because it was really funny to me at the time (the violent femmes singing a song about a horsefly would be kind of funny would it not?) and no one else heard or appreciated what happened so now I'm ...

This happened over a month ago, but I have no written documentation of it, so here it is. Mom and I were out running errands and were planning on watching a movie when we got home. We stopped at Steak 'n' Shake on the way home to get milkshakes.  We pull up and Mom asks what I want, and I tell her a strawberry shake. She starts looking at the board in the drive-thru to see if there's a specific name for it that she needs to tell him (you know how some restaurants have weird names for their meals/entrees.) She sees the words "strawberry shake" on the board, but there are two words right above it in smaller print that she can't quite see (neither of us was wearing our glasses.)  As we're trying to figure out what it says, the lady in the drive-thru pipes up and says to order when we're ready. Mom didn't wanna just idly sit there, so she panics and tries to say "Sorry, I can't read what's written above the strawberry shake. Is ther...

Wow, has it really been almost a year? Dang. (I still can't drive, though. lol.) As of now, we're prepping for our dear old friend Matthew to come by and visit us. We have plenty of water, flashlights, spare batteries, and...Pokeballs. My mom and grandma have recently gotten really into Pokemon Go. So this morning, my grandparents drove around our area getting Pokeballs/Razz Berries/Eggs, etc etc etc, to last them through the storm, and they took Greyson and me with them. Interesting priorities there. Because we will probably be without power for at least tonight and tomorrow (and possibly through the weekend/into Monday) I am attempting to get as much schoolwork done today as I possibly can. We didn't evacuate because our building is pretty safe and we don't think we'll sustain any damage, but basically all of Cocoa Beach/Merritt Island is deserted. A few of my friends' families elected to stay on the island because...yolo? One of them even decided to go s...

Last night my little brother and I stayed up really late; I was watching him play Rainbow 6 Siege. I was kind of falling asleep and he started singing to himself (just nonsense stuff, not an actual song) and I started paying attention and caught the last four lines of his made up song: "When life gives you lemons You pucker your lips Because they are sour And that's all you can do." Beautiful. 

So. I don't get out much. But recently I went on vacation. AND I MADE SOME FRICK-FRACKIN' AMAZING FRIENDS. I've kept in touch with 'em. I miss 'em. Anyway yeah. That's all.

I am seriously cringing at 95% of what is posted on my blog. What am I even thinking half the time? Ew. Disregard anything I wrote before now. Also, not really liking the Fishtons-themed background, ja feel? Might change it to something a little more...patriotic. :))))))) AND I might take the Fishtons down for a bit. Give them a break. Maybe add something new? Idk, what do you guys think? (not that anyone will actually tELL ME) Anywho. Recently I've been drawing a lot. I only draw ANIMATED video game/TV/movie characters, so if you have any requests that are NOT real-life, feel free to comment. You probably won't, though. Who even reads my blog? :))))) -sopharini

please don't read any of my posts prior to like mid 2014 thanks okay

FSAs suck i'd rather take the SAT/ACT ugh that's all I think ravioli ravioli give me the formioli im super cool super hot im the girl you like a lot im super super girl super super girl oi fight me m8 ill 360 noscope u oi m8 u havin urself a giggle there m8 Wow public school poisons my mind

bY THE WAY Recently a dear friend of mine introduced me to a new kind of music. I have known him for over two years and I still hadn't listened to a whole lot of his music, so he played a few songs for me. The genre is drumstep. What is drumstep, you ask? I honestly haven't the foggiest idea. But I like it. It's like dubstep, but I guess something makes it different. So that's all I have to say on that matter. It's like dubstep, but instead of being like wUBWUBWIUBWUBWUBWUBWAHHHHWEEEWWUBWUBWUBWUBWOOOD D D D D WOOOWUBWUBWUB it's more like dootdootdootdootdootdootDOOTDOOOTdootdootminiwubminiwubminiwubWOOOSHwubwubdootdootdoot i don't know i'm not a musicologist do i look like randy jackson

You know what ticks me off? The fact that I only get seven fonts on Blogger. And they're ALL. SUPER. BORING. That is just a bunch of baloney. Bologna. Malarkey. What I'm trying to say is it's a big ol' keg of horse apples. I ge t 64 different   colors.   So I guess that's cool. Sorry. I'm weird. So um...recently I've developed an extreme affection for the movie Coraline. I mean, I know it's creepy and all, but I also really really love it. Plus, I ship Corabie SO HARD. *chants* O T P! O T P! O T P! Wybie is kind of oblivious to the fact that Coraline doesn't like the fact that she had to move, so I guess he seems like kind of a jerk, but then later it's so obvious he cares about her and I'm pretty sure he was just using the cat as an excuse to stalk her.  But I wish he dressed differently. Guys look really great in button-down shirts. Like wow. And with the sleeves rolled up to their eLBOWS WOWIE wow my inner t...

"Some people are like football. I don't understand football, it confuses me. Some think it's weird that I watch football, and that I like it. But I could sit and watch it all day, and I love it. For me, some people are like that." I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT THAT FOR LITERALLY 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT SO NOW IM DOING THIS

It's here! It's here! It's here it's here!! DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO IT'S HERE!!!!!! COLDPLAY'S NEW ALBUM IS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHANDJFUENNDBZ ANDANDANDAND IF YOU GET IT AT TARGET IT COMES WITH EXTRA SONGS AND AND  AND  AND ANDANDANDAND MY MOM SAID AFTER MY ORTHODONTIST APPOINTMENT TODAY WE COULD GO TO TARGET SO I COULD BUY IT AAAAAAAAAAAWWYYYYEEEEEEAAAA

Diamond poems look something like this:                 Word             Word word         Word word word     Word word word word         Word word word             Word word                  Word We worked on some today in class. The subject has to change to the opposite in the middle line. For instance (I wrote this): Seed Bland, tiny Soaking, breaking, expanding Pebble, egg, beauty, wonder Growing, blooming, blossoming Amazing, miraculous  Flower. See? That particular one was more of a progression of a life cycle (kitten to cat, boy to man, etc) but most are opposites. Some kids wrote about things like girls as opposed to boys, or day and night. So naturally, I chose life...and death. Life Wonderful, miraculous Breathing, living, laughing Birthdays, weddings, morgues, funerals Faltering,...

I GOT A NEW FISHHHHH Actually I got him a WHILE ago but in case you haven't noticed... THERE IS A NEW FISH IN THE POND HE'S A SPY FISH HE'S WHITE SO HE BLENDS IN WITH THE TANK SORT OF AND HIS NAME IS JAMES POND DSHAHBDAHDGSUDBFSHJKRDGHUIDHVNJFNVJCFGJKHFUIGHSDFJSI

Yo guess who's back with a brand new track It's Soph is Dope and this rhyme is whack I wrote a rap song. About livers. As in the body part. I'll post it later. #SUSPENSE

Ok I have a joke but it's not really a joke it's more like a pun ok ok here I go Alphabet soup More like TIMES NEW RAMEN AMIRIGHT

IM IN DRAMA AND EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING ME STUFF AND IM TRYING TO DO MY WORK AND MY HEADPHONES ARE UP TO THE LOUDEST VOLUME AND I CAN STILL HEAR THEM LIKE WHYYYYY I UNDERSTAND IM GOOD AT THIS STUFF BUT IM NOT THE TEACHER GO ASK THE TEACHER DONT ASK ME PEASANTS I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN DEAL WITH YOU FOOLISH MORTALS AHHHHHHHHHH EVEN AS I AM TYPING THIS THEY WONT SHUT UP THEYRE LIKE "SOPHIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING" I HAVE MY HEADPHONES IN THAT IS LIKE THE INTERNATIONAL SIGN FOR LEAVE ME ALONE AND GO THE FRICKLE FRACKLE AWAY I DISLIKE HUMANS