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I'm only here to share a joke I just made in the office

There was a small meeting going on in my boss's office and they were referring to a contact as "shampoo girl" (no explanation)
Apparently shampoo girl sent in a form late or something or she forgot to tell her people about a deadline - she's not very reliable in other words
So my boss said "well in the future let's just remember that shampoo girl is flaky"

And I said "she should try head & shoulders"

My boss LOST it but the box office manager and the director didn't really laugh and I felt like that was a PHENOMENAL joke to make without missing a beat so I'm sharing it here

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