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So I changed the background on here to match my laptop's background. It's not super clear so I'm posting it here for you to enjoy. And I made this. That's right. I PUT TIME AND EFFORT AND MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS INTO THIS FREAKING PIECE OF ART SO YOUR EYES COULD ENJOY IT except not really this took me like half an hour on my laptop and I just did it because I felt like it so I'm gonna stop typing before I say something more stupid Bye

Name: Lloyd Fishton Heritage: 6.25% Australian, 6.25% Saudi Arabian, 6.25% British, 6.25% Spanish, 6.25% French, 6.25% Native American, 6.25% Italian, 6.25% Chilean, 50% Canadian Color: Red Age: 3 months Birthday: September 13 th , 2013 Fun Fact: Can speak 5 languages, not including the many Native American “languages” he knows, and is also an expert signer (sign language) Likes: Columbus Day; pastries; thumbtacks Dislikes: Too much noise; large rocks Catchphrase: “Did somebody call about needing a translator?” I'm sorry it's been so long! Too, too long. I went to a State Drama Competition over the weekend. My friend Tanya and I got Excellent (it's like 4 out of 5 stars which is really good) on our duet acting scene!!!!! Also...I was thinking about adding another member to the Fishton Family... What do you think?

Yo. Sorry it's been like... over a week. I don't have time for a lot, but here's another marine biolography. ENJOY. Name: Maxwell Fishton Heritage: 25% South African, 75% Mexican Color: Black Age: 8 months Birthday: May 17 th , 2013 Fun Fact: Has actually hibernated before. I’m not kidding. For 2 months, at least. He’s literally spent ¼ of his life sleeping. Likes: Food; watching Pawn Stars; Post-it Notes Dislikes: Exercise; chick flicks; long novels Catchphrase: “Can I have the rest of that?”

Yay! Another marine biolography!  Name: Martin Fishton (He'll try to tell you it's pronouced "Mar -teen. " Don't listen to him.) Heritage: 25% Native American, 25% Australian, 50% Jamaican Color: Green Age: 5 months Birthday: June 22 nd , 2013 Fun Fact: Is a certified Zumba Instructor and teaches classes from 4 to 4:45 PM on Tuesdays and Fridays. Likes: Jambalaya; bongos; jambalaya; Zumba; staple removers; jambalaya (he just…really likes jambalaya.) Dislikes: Conflict; Dr. Pepper Catchphrase: “Violence is neva de answer, mon. Now eat ya jambalaya an' be 'appy.” Feed the Fishtons. Please. They work so hard.

Even though my fish aren't related to one another, I have decided to give them all one last name: Fishton. Plus, I adopted all of them anyway so it's not like they have a choice. If the last name ends up really not working out, I'll forget about it. Their first names could pass for last names anyway. Anyhow, here is the first of 4 Marine Biolographies! (I made that up myself. If you use it, please give me credit.) Name: Johnson Fishton Heritage: 25% Chinese, 50% British, 12.5% Vietnamese, 12.5% Irish Color: Blue Age: 10 months Birthday: March 30 th , 2013 Fun Fact: He discovered at 1 ½ months old that he could fit 3 whole scones in his mouth (but he doesn’t like to talk about it) Likes: Working in his coral cubicle; his nightly swims around the pond; paper clips Dislikes: Tomfoolery; Russian nesting dolls; Indian food; McDonalds Catchphrase: “Is it tea time yet?”

Well, Winter Break's almost over. School will be starting up again in 3 days. And I haven't bloggED ONCE THIS ENTIRE WINTER BREAK IM SO SORRY Did I alrea dy tell you about my virtual fish?  I'm pretty sure I didn't. Well, now's my chance! Their names are Johnson, Martin, Maxwell, and Lloyd. Here are some close-up and detailed photos of each of them: Johnson Martin Maxwell Lloyd Maybe later I'll provide some marine biolographies! (marine biology--biography--never mind) I'm going to start right now! Fish me luck! (wish--fish--ugh.) Sea you later! (somebody backhand me please before I continue) buoy buoy (byebye *groans*)

I JUST REALIZED IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND I'VE ONLY BLOGGED ONCE ALL MONTH THAT'S TERRIBLE I'M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU, YOU SIX AMAZING FOLLOWERS Yes, that means you too, Zoe. Z3. Zebra. ZEL. Hehehehehe. Sorry. Back on track like Thomas the Tank Engine. Speaking of which, is there actually a show based on that? How do you come up with a storyline for that? Does someone just get stuck on the track in every episode and because only one of them is college educated he has to save everyone? Weird. I just googled Thomas and Friends and a train named Gordon showed up. After conducting further research, I have made the groundbreaking discovery that this train has only 3 facial expressions: The Ladies' Man This face makes Gordon look like he's either saying a really bad pickup line or a really dirty joke.        2.  The Bad Grandpa He could be angry, or constipated, or maybe it's just that he forgot to moisturize that morning. Either wa...