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Yo. Sorry it's been like... over a week. I don't have time for a lot, but here's another marine biolography. ENJOY. Name: Maxwell Fishton Heritage: 25% South African, 75% Mexican Color: Black Age: 8 months Birthday: May 17 th , 2013 Fun Fact: Has actually hibernated before. I’m not kidding. For 2 months, at least. He’s literally spent ¼ of his life sleeping. Likes: Food; watching Pawn Stars; Post-it Notes Dislikes: Exercise; chick flicks; long novels Catchphrase: “Can I have the rest of that?”

Yay! Another marine biolography!  Name: Martin Fishton (He'll try to tell you it's pronouced "Mar -teen. " Don't listen to him.) Heritage: 25% Native American, 25% Australian, 50% Jamaican Color: Green Age: 5 months Birthday: June 22 nd , 2013 Fun Fact: Is a certified Zumba Instructor and teaches classes from 4 to 4:45 PM on Tuesdays and Fridays. Likes: Jambalaya; bongos; jambalaya; Zumba; staple removers; jambalaya (he just…really likes jambalaya.) Dislikes: Conflict; Dr. Pepper Catchphrase: “Violence is neva de answer, mon. Now eat ya jambalaya an' be 'appy.” Feed the Fishtons. Please. They work so hard.

Even though my fish aren't related to one another, I have decided to give them all one last name: Fishton. Plus, I adopted all of them anyway so it's not like they have a choice. If the last name ends up really not working out, I'll forget about it. Their first names could pass for last names anyway. Anyhow, here is the first of 4 Marine Biolographies! (I made that up myself. If you use it, please give me credit.) Name: Johnson Fishton Heritage: 25% Chinese, 50% British, 12.5% Vietnamese, 12.5% Irish Color: Blue Age: 10 months Birthday: March 30 th , 2013 Fun Fact: He discovered at 1 ½ months old that he could fit 3 whole scones in his mouth (but he doesn’t like to talk about it) Likes: Working in his coral cubicle; his nightly swims around the pond; paper clips Dislikes: Tomfoolery; Russian nesting dolls; Indian food; McDonalds Catchphrase: “Is it tea time yet?”

Well, Winter Break's almost over. School will be starting up again in 3 days. And I haven't bloggED ONCE THIS ENTIRE WINTER BREAK IM SO SORRY Did I alrea dy tell you about my virtual fish?  I'm pretty sure I didn't. Well, now's my chance! Their names are Johnson, Martin, Maxwell, and Lloyd. Here are some close-up and detailed photos of each of them: Johnson Martin Maxwell Lloyd Maybe later I'll provide some marine biolographies! (marine biology--biography--never mind) I'm going to start right now! Fish me luck! (wish--fish--ugh.) Sea you later! (somebody backhand me please before I continue) buoy buoy (byebye *groans*)

I JUST REALIZED IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND I'VE ONLY BLOGGED ONCE ALL MONTH THAT'S TERRIBLE I'M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU, YOU SIX AMAZING FOLLOWERS Yes, that means you too, Zoe. Z3. Zebra. ZEL. Hehehehehe. Sorry. Back on track like Thomas the Tank Engine. Speaking of which, is there actually a show based on that? How do you come up with a storyline for that? Does someone just get stuck on the track in every episode and because only one of them is college educated he has to save everyone? Weird. I just googled Thomas and Friends and a train named Gordon showed up. After conducting further research, I have made the groundbreaking discovery that this train has only 3 facial expressions: The Ladies' Man This face makes Gordon look like he's either saying a really bad pickup line or a really dirty joke.        2.  The Bad Grandpa He could be angry, or constipated, or maybe it's just that he forgot to moisturize that morning. Either wa...

BLEHHHH I'M SO TIRED Guess what this week is Exam week Yay I'm so ecstatic Can't you tell how happy I am Woo La-di-frickin-da (In case you didn't notice, I do not like exams.) Yesterday I didn't have an exam. Today I had only one: Exploring Careers and Technology. Easy Peasy. Almost ALL multiple choice. ALL technology. AND it's OPEN-NOTE. I have a feeling I aced it. Or at least bee-ced it. (B-ced? beeced? Beesd?) I just finished it and Mrs.Gaudy is OK with me blogging in class. YAY!! Tomorrow is a different story. Geometry in the morning (I should do well since my teacher is so awesome at teaching and also at existing and he is da cooliest) and then history in the afternoon. Now let me explain you a thing. History has never been my strong point, and we don't learn a whole lot in this particular class. All we do is take notes, and I never know what's going to be on the quizzes, so I don't know what to take notes on. Thursday is going ...

Have you ever typed in the largest possible font and then slowly and grad ually used a sma ller and smaller font to ma ke it look like the wor ds are shrinking? ... No? Well you aren't any fun at all now are you? Just kidding I'm sure you guys are great. I don't have a whole lot of time today so I'll entertain you with a poem. By the way, do you think the word "poem" has "Poe" in it on purpose? as in, Edgar Allan Poe? Mosquitoes Mosquitoes are not neato They aren't at all sweeto And I just want to beato All of them to death Oh yesh. That was epic. K bye I love you all ~Sophia Gabrielle