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I JUST REALIZED IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS AND I'VE ONLY BLOGGED ONCE ALL MONTH THAT'S TERRIBLE I'M SORRY FOR NEGLECTING YOU, YOU SIX AMAZING FOLLOWERS Yes, that means you too, Zoe. Z3. Zebra. ZEL. Hehehehehe. Sorry. Back on track like Thomas the Tank Engine. Speaking of which, is there actually a show based on that? How do you come up with a storyline for that? Does someone just get stuck on the track in every episode and because only one of them is college educated he has to save everyone? Weird. I just googled Thomas and Friends and a train named Gordon showed up. After conducting further research, I have made the groundbreaking discovery that this train has only 3 facial expressions: The Ladies' Man This face makes Gordon look like he's either saying a really bad pickup line or a really dirty joke. 2. The Bad Grandpa He could be angry, or constipated, or maybe it's just that he forgot to moisturize that morning. Either wa...